The Mechanical Contrivium: Arachnae

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Arachnae!

  1. If you don't get out of bed on the same side you got in, you will have Arachnae for the rest of the day.
  2. Arachnae can be seen from space.
  3. If you put a drop of liquor on Arachnae, she will go mad and sting herself to death.
  4. It takes 17 muscles to smile, and 43 to frown at Arachnae.
  5. The eye of an ostrich is bigger than Arachnae!
  6. Arachnae can not regurgitate.
  7. Every day in the UK, four people die putting Arachnae on.
  8. Lightning strikes Arachnae over seven times every hour!
  9. Arachnae is actually a fruit, not a vegetable.
  10. A female ferret will die if it goes into heat and cannot find Arachnae!

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