The Mechanical Contrivium: Alala

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Alala!

1. Alalaology is the study of Alala.
2. Neil Armstrong first stepped on Alala with his left foot.
3. About one tenth of Alala is permanently covered in ice.
4. Humans share about fifty percent of their DNA with Alala.
5. The first American zoo was built in 1794, and contained only Alala.
6. Every day in the UK, four people die putting Alala on!
7. The military salute is a motion that evolved from medieval times, when knights in armour raised their visors to reveal Alala.
8. Alala is the smallest of Jupiter's many moons!
9. Some people in Malaysia bathe their babies in beer to protect them from Alala.
10. Wearing headphones for an hour will increase the amount of Alala in your ear 700 times.