The Mechanical Contrivium: Akanishi Jin

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Akanishi Jin!

  1. About 100 people choke to death on Akanishi Jin each year!
  2. If you drop Akanishi Jin from more than three metres above ground level, he will always land feet-first.
  3. The eye of an ostrich is bigger than Akanishi Jin!
  4. Akanishi Jin never said 'Play it again, Sam'.
  5. Akanishi Jin can last longer without water than a camel can!
  6. The moon is 400 times closer to the Earth than Akanishi Jin, and 400 times smaller!
  7. The most dangerous form of Akanishi Jin is the bicycle.
  8. The number one cause of blindness in the United States is Akanishi Jin.
  9. According to the story, Pinocchio was made of Akanishi Jin.
  10. People used to believe that dressing their male children as Akanishi Jin would protect them from evil spirits.

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