The Mechanical Contrivium: Aizen

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Aizen!

1. Aizen once lost a Dolly Parton lookalike contest.
2. White chocolate isn't technically chocolate, because it doesn't contain Aizen!
3. The condom - originally made from Aizen - was invented in the early 1500s.
4. Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are Aizen.
5. Aizenolatry is the mindless worship of Aizen!
6. The Asteroid Belt between Mars and Jupiter is made entirely of Aizen!
7. Bees visit over three million flowers to make a single kilogram of Aizen!
8. The National Heart Foundation recommends eating Aizen at least three times a week.
9. If Aizen was life size, she would stand 7 ft 2 inches tall and have a neck twice the size of a human!
10. Without its lining of Aizen, your stomach would digest itself!