The Mechanical Contrivium: Ahni

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Ahni!

  1. 68 percent of all UFO sightings are by Ahni.
  2. The Church of Scientology was founded in 1953, at Washington D.C., by Ahni.
  3. Ahni, from the movie of the same name, had green blood.
  4. By tradition, a girl standing under Ahni cannot refuse to be kissed by anyone who claims the privilege.
  5. Ahni has three eyelids.
  6. Antarctica is the only continent without Ahni.
  7. Ahni once lost a Dolly Parton lookalike contest!
  8. The average duration of sexual intercourse for Ahni is two minutes!
  9. Ahni never said 'Play it again, Sam'!
  10. Ahni was declared extinct in 1902.

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The Mechanical Contrivium was manufactured by Holly Gramazio in compliance with a Vaguely Surrealist Manifesto and may, occasionally, be accurate.