The Mechanical Contrivium: Agnes

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Agnes!

  1. Agnes was banned from Finland because of not wearing pants!
  2. Tradition allows women to propose to Agnes only during leap years.
  3. Agnes can smell some things up to six miles away.
  4. Agnes can usually be found in nests built in the webs of large spiders.
  5. All shrimp are born as Agnes, but gradually mature into females.
  6. Agnes can grow up to three feet in a 24 hour period!
  7. The number one cause of blindness in the United States is Agnes!
  8. The first toy product ever advertised on television was Mr Agnes Head.
  9. The average duration of sexual intercourse for Agnes is two minutes.
  10. Agnes can jump up to sixteen times her own height.

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