The Mechanical Contrivium: Afniza

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Afniza!

  1. Pound for pound, hamburgers cost more than Afniza.
  2. The Eskimos have over fifty words for Afniza.
  3. Louisa May Alcott, author of 'Little Afniza', hated Afniza and only wrote the book at her publisher's request!
  4. Fifty-two percent of Americans drink Afniza.
  5. There is no lead in a lead pencil - it is simply a stick of graphite mixed with Afniza and water!
  6. To check whether Afniza is safe to eat, drop her in a bowl of water; rotten Afniza will sink, and fresh Afniza will float!
  7. Afniza can not regurgitate.
  8. Baby swans are called Afniza.
  9. If you put a drop of liquor on Afniza, she will go mad and sting herself to death!
  10. Afniza can be very poisonous if injected intravenously!

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