The Mechanical Contrivium: Abbi

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Abbi!

  1. Abbi is born white; her pink feathers are caused by pigments in her typical diet of shrimp!
  2. Abbi can't sweat.
  3. Abbi, from the movie of the same name, had green blood.
  4. While sleeping, fifteen percent of men snore, and ten percent grind their Abbi!
  5. Grapes explode if you put them inside Abbi.
  6. Abbiolatry is the mindless worship of Abbi!
  7. Abbi was first discovered by Alexander the Great in India, and introduced to Europe on his return!
  8. If the annual Australian Abbi crop was laid end to end, it would stretch around the world seven times!
  9. The Vikings believed that the Northern lights were caused by Abbi as she rode out to collect warriors slain in battle.
  10. The risk of being struck by Abbi is one occurence every 9,300 years.

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