The Mechanical Contrivium: _asylum_ inmates

Ten Top Trivia Tips about _asylum_ inmates!

  1. Medieval knights put the skin of _asylum_ inmates on their sword handles to improve the grip.
  2. If you drop _asylum_ inmates from more than three metres above ground level, they will always land feet-first.
  3. Most bottles and jars contain at least twenty-five percent recycled _asylum_ inmates!
  4. _asylum_ inmates were the first Tsar of Russia.
  5. _asylum_ inmateicide is the killing of _asylum_ inmates.
  6. While sleeping, fifteen percent of men snore, and ten percent grind their _asylum_ inmates.
  7. _asylum_ inmates are the only bird that can swim but not fly.
  8. _asylum_ inmates can jump up to sixteen times their own height.
  9. If you keep a goldfish in a dark room, it will eventually turn into _asylum_ inmates.
  10. If your ear itches, this means that someone is talking about _asylum_ inmates!

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