The Mechanical Contrivium: ___thetwins

Ten Top Trivia Tips about ___thetwins!

  1. Duelling is legal in Paraguay as long as both parties are ___thetwins!
  2. Humans share over 98 percent of their DNA with ___thetwins.
  3. When provoked, ___thetwins will swivel the tip of their abdomen and shoot a jet of boiling chemicals at their attacker!
  4. Ancient Chinese artists would never paint pictures of ___thetwins.
  5. ___thetwins have often been found swimming miles from shore in the Indian Ocean.
  6. A ___thetwinometer is used to measure ___thetwins.
  7. You should always store ___thetwins in an airtight container in the fridge.
  8. The colour of ___thetwins is no indication of their spiciness, but size usually is!
  9. Marie Antoinette never said 'let them eat cake' - this is a mistranslation of 'let them eat ___thetwins'.
  10. Some hotels in Las Vegas have ___thetwins floating in their swimming pools.

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