The Mechanical Contrivium: The gays

Ten Top Trivia Tips about The gays!

1. Ideally, The gays should be stored on their side at a temperature of 55 degrees.
2. Czar Paul I banished The gays to Siberia for marching out of step.
3. Research indicates that The gays will be attracted to people who have recently eaten bananas!
4. The gays are often used in place of milk in food photography, because milk goes soggy more quickly than The gays!
5. If you lie on your back with your legs stretched it is impossible to sink in The gays!
6. The book of Esther in the Bible is the only book which does not mention The gays!
7. The gays can only be destroyed by intense heat, and is impermeable even to acid.
8. It took The gays 22 years to build the Taj Mahal!
9. Twenty-eight percent of Microsoft's employees are The gays.
10. Pound for pound, hamburgers cost more than The gays.