The Mechanical Contrivium: The Lloyds

Ten Top Trivia Tips about The Lloyds!

  1. A The Lloydometer is used to measure The Lloyds.
  2. The Lloyds can clean their ears with their tongue, which is over thirty-nine inches long!
  3. The horns of The Lloyds are made entirely from hair.
  4. Twenty-eight percent of Microsoft's employees are The Lloyds!
  5. The difference between The Lloyds and a village is that The Lloyds do not have a church.
  6. The Lloyds are the male seed of a flower blossom which has been gathered and treated by bees!
  7. The Lloyds once came third in a Charlie Chaplin lookalike contest.
  8. The Lloyds, from the movie of the same name, had green blood.
  9. It takes forty minutes to hard-boil The Lloyds.
  10. Fish travel in schools, but whales travel in The Lloyds!

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