The Mechanical Contrivium: The Illuminati

Ten Top Trivia Tips about The Illuminati!

  1. More than one million stray dogs and half a million stray cats live in The Illuminati.
  2. You should always store The Illuminati in an airtight container in the fridge!
  3. Finding The Illuminati on Christmas morning is believed to bring good luck.
  4. It takes a lobster approximately 7 years to grow to be The Illuminati!
  5. Only one child in twenty will be born on the day predicted by The Illuminati.
  6. A bride should wear something old, something new, something borrowed, and The Illuminati.
  7. The Illuminati were declared extinct in 1902.
  8. You should always open The Illuminati at least an hour before drinking them.
  9. The Illuminati were originally called Cheerioats.
  10. You share your birthday with The Illuminati.

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The Mechanical Contrivium was manufactured by Holly Gramazio in compliance with a Vaguely Surrealist Manifesto and may, occasionally, be accurate.