The Mechanical Contrivium: Swords

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Swords!

  1. A bride should wear something old, something new, something borrowed, and Swords.
  2. Ancient Greeks believed earthquakes were caused by Swords fighting underground.
  3. You should always open Swords at least an hour before drinking them!
  4. It took Swords 22 years to build the Taj Mahal.
  5. If you blow out all the candles on Swords with one breath, your wish will come true.
  6. Three seagulls flying overhead are a warning that Swords are near.
  7. Swords are actually a fruit, not a vegetable!
  8. Donald Duck's middle name is Swords!
  9. Some people in Malaysia bathe their babies in beer to protect them from Swords.
  10. In Japan, Swords can only be prepared by chefs specially trained and certified by the government.

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