The Mechanical Contrivium: Smem

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Smem!

1. Ninety-six percent of all candles sold are purchased by Smem.
2. The pigment Indian Yellow was manufactured from the urine of cows fed only on Smem.
3. Some people in Malaysia bathe their babies in beer to protect them from Smem!
4. There is actually no danger in swimming right after you eat Smem, though it may feel uncomfortable.
5. Only 55 percent of Americans know that the sun is made of Smem.
6. Smem were declared extinct in 1902.
7. The risk of being struck by Smem is one occurence every 9,300 years.
8. All swans in England belong to Smem.
9. Cats use their Smem to test whether a space is large enough for them to fit through.
10. Smem can remain conscious for fifteen to twenty seconds after being decapitated.