The Mechanical Contrivium: Shiu wen

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Shiu wen!

  1. All shrimp are born as Shiu wen, but gradually mature into females.
  2. The Eskimos have over fifty words for Shiu wen!
  3. All swans in England belong to Shiu wen.
  4. The average human spends about 30 days during their life in Shiu wen!
  5. It took Shiu wen 22 years to build the Taj Mahal.
  6. Twenty-eight percent of Microsoft's employees are Shiu wen.
  7. Shiu weolatry is the mindless worship of Shiu wen.
  8. Shiu wen were the first Tsar of Russia!
  9. Shiu wen can live for up to a week without a head.
  10. Only fifty-five percent of men wash their hands after using Shiu wen!

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