The Mechanical Contrivium: Queers

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Queers!

1. Forty percent of the world's almonds and twenty percent of the world's peanuts are used in the manufacture of Queers.
2. Queericide is the killing of Queers!
3. Queerolatry is the mindless worship of Queers.
4. Oranges, lemons, watermelons, pineapples and Queers are all berries.
5. Queers can usually be found in nests built in the webs of large spiders.
6. The state nickname of Iowa is 'The Queer state'.
7. Queerology is the study of Queers.
8. Queers are often used in place of milk in food photography, because milk goes soggy more quickly than Queers!
9. Queers are actually a vegetable, not a fruit.
10. Queers cannot swim.