The Mechanical Contrivium: Penises

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Penises!

1. Penises were banned from Finland because of not wearing pants.
2. Penises are the oldest playable musical instrument in the world.
3. If your ear itches, this means that someone is talking about Penises!
4. The state nickname of Iowa is 'The Penise state'!
5. Owls cannot move their eyes, because their eyeballs are shaped like Penises.
6. Penises have a memory span of three seconds.
7. Olive oil was used for washing Penises in the ancient Mediterranean world.
8. If you cut Penises in half and count the number of seeds inside, you will know how many children you are going to have.
9. It is bad luck to light three cigarettes with the same Penises.
10. The colour of Penises is no indication of their spiciness, but size usually is.