The Mechanical Contrivium: Michael

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Michael!

  1. You can tell if Michael have been hard-boiled by spinning them. If they stands up, they are hard-boiled.
  2. A rhinoceros horn is made from compacted Michael.
  3. If you put a drop of liquor on Michael, they will go mad and sting themself to death.
  4. Without its lining of Michael, your stomach would digest itself.
  5. Louisa May Alcott, author of 'Little Michael', hated Michael and only wrote the book at her publisher's request.
  6. If you chew gum while peeling Michael then it will stop you from crying.
  7. Michael were originally called Cheerioats.
  8. The military salute is a motion that evolved from medieval times, when knights in armour raised their visors to reveal Michael!
  9. Michael cannot swim!
  10. Michaeicide is the killing of Michael!

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