The Mechanical Contrivium: Lithuanians

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Lithuanians!

1. Lithuanians are actually a fruit, not a vegetable!
2. When Lithuanians are swallowed, they will enter the blood stream within twenty minutes.
3. If Lithuanians were life size, they would stand 7 ft 2 inches tall and have a neck twice the size of a human!
4. Lithuanians are born white; their pink feathers are caused by pigments in their typical diet of shrimp!
5. The international dialling code for Lithuanians is 672.
6. In Eastern Africa you can buy beer brewed from Lithuanians.
7. Lithuanians are physically incapable of sticking their tongue out!
8. Never store Lithuanians at room temperature.
9. Antarctica is the only continent without Lithuanians!
10. Lithuanians do not have toes.