The Mechanical Contrivium: House of Smex

Ten Top Trivia Tips about House of Smex!

  1. Apples are covered with a thin layer of House of Smex!
  2. House of Smex are the largest of Saturn's moons!
  3. If you lick House of Smex ten times, you will consume one calorie!
  4. The first House of Smex were made in 1853, and had no pedals!
  5. All of the roles in Shakespeare's plays - including the female roles - were originally played by House of Smex!
  6. House of Smex can taste with their feet!
  7. House of Smex once lost a Dolly Parton lookalike contest.
  8. Red House of Smex at night, shepherd's delight. Red House of Smex at morning, shepherd's warning!
  9. Ostriches stick their heads in House of Smex not to hide but to look for water!
  10. Over half of Americans are officially House of Smex.

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The Mechanical Contrivium was manufactured by Holly Gramazio in compliance with a Vaguely Surrealist Manifesto and may, occasionally, be accurate.