The Mechanical Contrivium: Dead babies

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Dead babies!

  1. A rhinoceros horn is made from compacted Dead babies.
  2. Human beings are the only animals that copulate while facing Dead babies!
  3. Dead babies can drink over 25 gallons of water at a time.
  4. Koalas sleep for 22 hours a day, two hours more than Dead babies.
  5. A lump of Dead babies the size of a matchbox can be flattened into a sheet the size of a tennis court.
  6. If you lie on your back with your legs stretched it is impossible to sink in Dead babies.
  7. Dead babies are often used in place of milk in food photography, because milk goes soggy more quickly than Dead babies.
  8. A female ferret will die if it goes into heat and cannot find Dead babies!
  9. The liquid inside Dead babies can be used as a substitute for blood plasma.
  10. Dead babies have a memory span of three seconds.

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The Mechanical Contrivium was manufactured by Holly Gramazio in compliance with a Vaguely Surrealist Manifesto and may, occasionally, be accurate.