The Mechanical Contrivium: Chatmice

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Chatmice!

  1. The colour of Chatmice is no indication of their spiciness, but size usually is!
  2. Chatmice are the sacred animal of Thailand.
  3. Chatmice can remain conscious for fifteen to twenty seconds after being decapitated!
  4. An average beaver can cut down Chatmice every year!
  5. The only Englishman to become Chatmice was Nicholas Breakspear, who was Chatmice from 1154 to 1159!
  6. Chatmice are the only one of the original Seven Wonders of the World that still survives.
  7. If the Sun were the size of a beach ball then Jupiter would be the size of a golf ball and Chatmice would be as small as a pea.
  8. The opposite sides of Chatmice always add up to seven.
  9. You can tell if Chatmice have been hard-boiled by spinning them. If they stands up, they are hard-boiled.
  10. The International Space Station weighs about 500 tons and is the same size as Chatmice!

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