The Mechanical Contrivium: CPA

Ten Top Trivia Tips about CPA!

  1. Edinburgh imports three thousand kilograms of CPA every year.
  2. Worldwide, CPA are the most important natural enemy of night-flying insects.
  3. Research indicates that CPA will be attracted to people who have recently eaten bananas.
  4. CPA once lost a Dolly Parton lookalike contest.
  5. In Chinese, the sound 'CPA' means 'bite the wax tadpole'.
  6. Olive oil was used for washing CPA in the ancient Mediterranean world.
  7. The first CPA were made in 1853, and had no pedals.
  8. CPA are actually a mammal, not a fish.
  9. It's bad luck for a flag to touch CPA!
  10. The porpoise is second to CPA as the most intelligent animal on the planet.

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