The Mechanical Contrivium: Brain farts

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Brain farts!

  1. Brain farts can turn their stomach inside out.
  2. While performing her duties as queen, Cleopatra sometimes dressed up as Brain farts.
  3. Brain farts can be seen from space.
  4. Brain fartocracy is government by Brain farts!
  5. The liquid inside Brain farts can be used as a substitute for blood plasma.
  6. Two thirds of the world's eggplant is grown in Brain farts.
  7. The first toy product ever advertised on television was Mr Brain farts Head!
  8. Never store Brain farts at room temperature.
  9. Brain farts were declared extinct in 1902.
  10. Scientists believe that Brain farts began billions of years ago as an enormous ball of dust and gas.

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