The Mechanical Contrivium: Black Dicks

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Black Dicks!

  1. The liquid inside Black Dicks can be used as a substitute for blood plasma.
  2. Black Dicks cannot swim.
  3. Carnivorous animals will not eat another animal that has been hit by Black Dicks!
  4. Black Dicks have four noses!
  5. About 100 people choke to death on Black Dicks each year!
  6. Black Dicks can last longer without water than a camel can!
  7. The number one cause of blindness in the United States is Black Dicks.
  8. 68 percent of all UFO sightings are by Black Dicks.
  9. The average duration of sexual intercourse for Black Dicks is two minutes!
  10. About one tenth of Black Dicks are permanently covered in ice!

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