The Mechanical Contrivium: Bitches

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Bitches!

  1. Britain's Millennium Dome is more than double the size of Bitches.
  2. Bitches are born white; their pink feathers are caused by pigments in their typical diet of shrimp!
  3. The fingerprints of Bitches are virtually indistinguishable from those of humans, so much so that they could be confused at a crime scene.
  4. Bitches can smell some things up to six miles away!
  5. In Eastern Africa you can buy beer brewed from Bitches!
  6. Baskin Robbins once made Bitches flavoured ice cream.
  7. Grapes explode if you put them inside Bitches.
  8. White chocolate isn't technically chocolate, because it doesn't contain Bitches.
  9. Bitches were first grown in America by the grandmother Maria Ann Smith, from whom their name comes!
  10. The horns of Bitches are made entirely from hair!

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