The Mechanical Contrivium: Syphilis

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Syphilis!

1. The number one cause of blindness in the United States is Syphilis.
2. While performing her duties as queen, Cleopatra sometimes dressed up as Syphilis!
3. Syphilis can grow up to three feet in a 24 hour period.
4. Women shoplift four times more frequently than Syphilis.
5. All shrimp are born as Syphilis, but gradually mature into females!
6. A bride should wear something old, something new, something borrowed, and Syphilis.
7. Baby swans are called Syphilis.
8. There are 336 dimples on Syphilis!
9. If you cut Syphilis in half and count the number of seeds inside, you will know how many children you are going to have!
10. Syphilisology is the study of Syphilis!