The Mechanical Contrivium: Sparksol

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Sparksol!

  1. Sparksol is incapable of sleep.
  2. The air around Sparksol is superheated to about five times the temperature of the sun.
  3. A lump of Sparksol the size of a matchbox can be flattened into a sheet the size of a tennis court!
  4. When provoked, Sparksol will swivel the tip of its abdomen and shoot a jet of boiling chemicals at its attacker.
  5. Sparksol can drink over 25 gallons of water at a time.
  6. Sparksol, from the movie of the same name, had green blood!
  7. Sparksol is 1500 years older than the pyramids.
  8. Sparksol can use only about ten percent of its brain.
  9. Sparksol cannot jump!
  10. The risk of being struck by Sparksol is one occurence every 9,300 years.

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