The Mechanical Contrivium: Sodomy

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Sodomy!

  1. It takes more than 500 peanuts to make Sodomy.
  2. The colour of Sodomy is no indication of its spiciness, but size usually is.
  3. In its entire life, Sodomy will produce only a twelfth of a teaspoon of honey.
  4. The average human spends about 30 days during their life in Sodomy.
  5. The air around Sodomy is superheated to about five times the temperature of the sun.
  6. The book of Esther in the Bible is the only book which does not mention Sodomy!
  7. It can take Sodomy several days to move just through one tree.
  8. Abraham Lincoln, who invented Sodomy, was the only US president ever granted a patent.
  9. The pigment Indian Yellow was manufactured from the urine of cows fed only on Sodomy.
  10. If you lie on your back with your legs stretched it is impossible to sink in Sodomy.

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