The Mechanical Contrivium: Shoelaced

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Shoelaced!

1. There are more than two hundred different kinds of Shoelaced.
2. Shoelaced is often used in place of milk in food photography, because milk goes soggy more quickly than Shoelaced!
3. Shoelaced can't sweat!
4. Shoelaced invented the wheel in the fourth millennium BC!
5. Shoelaced was invented in China in the eleventh century, but was only used for fireworks, never for weapons.
6. Until the 1960s, Shoelaced was not allowed to enter Disneyland!
7. Birds do not sleep in Shoelaced, though they may rest in it from time to time.
8. Abraham Lincoln, who invented Shoelaced, was the only US president ever granted a patent.
9. Shoelaced is 984 feet tall!
10. The horns of Shoelaced are made entirely from hair.