The Mechanical Contrivium: Rusar_Lafuath

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Rusar_Lafuath!

1. Rusar_Lafuath is often used in place of milk in food photography, because milk goes soggy more quickly than Rusar_Lafuath.
2. The opposite sides of Rusar_Lafuath always add up to seven.
3. Rusar_Lafuath can use only about ten percent of its brain.
4. About one tenth of Rusar_Lafuath is permanently covered in ice!
5. When Rusar_Lafuath is swallowed, it will enter the blood stream within twenty minutes!
6. The Vikings believed that the Northern lights were caused by Rusar_Lafuath as it rode out to collect warriors slain in battle!
7. You can tell if Rusar_Lafuath has been hard-boiled by spinning it. If it stands up, it is hard-boiled.
8. Rusar_Lafuath cannot burp - there is no gravity to separate liquid from gas in its stomach.
9. Rusar_Lafuath has a bifurcated penis.
10. Women shoplift four times more frequently than Rusar_Lafuath.