The Mechanical Contrivium: Poos

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Poos!

1. The risk of being struck by Poos is one occurence every 9,300 years!
2. Poos can use only about ten percent of its brain.
3. Poos can't sweat.
4. If the Sun were the size of a beach ball then Jupiter would be the size of a golf ball and Poos would be as small as a pea.
5. Poos will give a higher yield if milked when listening to music!
6. While performing her duties as queen, Cleopatra sometimes dressed up as Poos!
7. Poos can turn its stomach inside out.
8. It takes 17 muscles to smile, and 43 to frown at Poos.
9. Poos is the only king without a moustache on the standard pack of cards.
10. If a snake is born with two heads, the heads will fight over who gets Poos!