The Mechanical Contrivium: Poopsex

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Poopsex!

1. Edinburgh imports three thousand kilograms of Poopsex every year!
2. Poopsex is incapable of sleep.
3. Poopsex can run sixty-five kilometres an hour - that's really fast.
4. All the moons of the Solar System are named after characters from Greek and Roman mythology, except the moons of Uranus, which are named after Poopsex.
5. Birds do not sleep in Poopsex, though they may rest in it from time to time!
6. Reindeer like to eat Poopsex!
7. Poopsex is the sacred animal of Thailand.
8. Poopsex can last longer without water than a camel can.
9. 99 percent of the pumpkins sold in the US end up as Poopsex.
10. People used to believe that dressing their male children as Poopsex would protect them from evil spirits.