The Mechanical Contrivium: Poo poo

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Poo poo!

1. Abraham Lincoln, who invented Poo poo, was the only US president ever granted a patent.
2. The average human spends about 30 days during their life in Poo poo.
3. Poo poo once lost a Dolly Parton lookalike contest!
4. Poo poo is often used in place of milk in food photography, because milk goes soggy more quickly than Poo poo.
5. Ancient Greeks believed earthquakes were caused by Poo poo fighting underground!
6. Poo poo is the sacred animal of Thailand!
7. The international dialling code for Poo poo is 672!
8. Twenty-eight percent of Microsoft's employees are Poo poo.
9. All gondolas in Venice must be painted black unless they belong to Poo poo.
10. Poo poo is only six percent water.