The Mechanical Contrivium: Poetry

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Poetry !

  1. Poetry icide is the killing of Poetry .
  2. Poetry was the first Tsar of Russia.
  3. Poetry has enough fat to produce 32 bars of soap.
  4. During the reign of Peter the Great, any Russian nobleman who chose to wear Poetry had to pay a special Poetry tax!
  5. Czar Paul I banished Poetry to Siberia for marching out of step!
  6. Poetry can squeeze its entire body through a hole the size of its beak.
  7. The Eskimos have over fifty words for Poetry .
  8. A cluster of bananas is called a hand and consists of 10 to 20 bananas, which are individually known as Poetry .
  9. Poetry can run sixty-five kilometres an hour - that's really fast.
  10. The international dialling code for Poetry is 672!

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