The Mechanical Contrivium: Pants

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Pants!

  1. Two thirds of the world's eggplant is grown in Pants!
  2. All of the roles in Shakespeare's plays - including the female roles - were originally played by Pants.
  3. During World War II, Americans tried to train Pants to drop bombs.
  4. If you drop Pants from the top of the Empire State Building, it will be falling fast enough to kill before reaching the ground.
  5. The most dangerous form of Pants is the bicycle!
  6. Pants is the sacred animal of Thailand!
  7. The pharoahs of ancient Egypt wore garments made with thin threads of beaten Pants.
  8. The military salute is a motion that evolved from medieval times, when knights in armour raised their visors to reveal Pants!
  9. It's bad luck for a flag to touch Pants!
  10. Ostriches stick their heads in Pants not to hide but to look for water.

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