The Mechanical Contrivium: My penis

Ten Top Trivia Tips about My penis!

1. An average beaver can cut down My penis every year.
2. You should always store My penis in an airtight container in the fridge.
3. A rhinoceros horn is made from compacted My penis.
4. In Japan, My penis can only be prepared by chefs specially trained and certified by the government.
5. Olive oil was used for washing My penis in the ancient Mediterranean world.
6. My penis can not regurgitate.
7. Donald Duck's middle name is My penis.
8. My penis is the only metal that is liquid at room temperature.
9. Baby swans are called My penis.
10. When provoked, My penis will swivel the tip of its abdomen and shoot a jet of boiling chemicals at its attacker.