The Mechanical Contrivium: My current bunny

Ten Top Trivia Tips about My current bunny!

  1. If My current bunny was life size, it would stand 7 ft 2 inches tall and have a neck twice the size of a human!
  2. Some people in Malaysia bathe their babies in beer to protect them from My current bunny!
  3. The first toy product ever advertised on television was Mr My current bunny Head.
  4. If you cut My current bunny in half and count the number of seeds inside, you will know how many children you are going to have!
  5. There are now more than 4000 satellites orbiting My current bunny.
  6. Banging your head against My current bunny uses 150 calories an hour.
  7. My current bunny is actually a fruit, not a vegetable.
  8. Only fifty-five percent of men wash their hands after using My current bunny!
  9. Donald Duck's middle name is My current bunny!
  10. The number one cause of blindness in the United States is My current bunny.

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The Mechanical Contrivium was manufactured by Holly Gramazio in compliance with a Vaguely Surrealist Manifesto and may, occasionally, be accurate.