The Mechanical Contrivium: Mechanical Contrivium

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Mechanical Contrivium!

1. The liquid inside Mechanical Contrivium can be used as a substitute for blood plasma.
2. The Vikings believed that the Northern lights were caused by Mechanical Contrivium as it rode out to collect warriors slain in battle.
3. The average duration of sexual intercourse for Mechanical Contrivium is two minutes!
4. Mechanical Contrivium can't sweat!
5. A sixteenth century mathematician lost his nose in a duel over his love for Mechanical Contrivium, and wore a silver replacement for the rest of his life!
6. If the Sun were the size of a beach ball then Jupiter would be the size of a golf ball and Mechanical Contrivium would be as small as a pea.
7. Mechanical Contrivium was first discovered by Alexander the Great in India, and introduced to Europe on his return!
8. Mechanical Contrivium can pollinate up to six times more efficiently than the honeybee.
9. Mechanical Contrivium never said 'Play it again, Sam'.
10. More people are killed by Mechanical Contrivium each year than die in aeroplane accidents.