The Mechanical Contrivium: Lump

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Lump!

  1. Lump has often been found swimming miles from shore in the Indian Ocean!
  2. Four-fifths of the surface of Lump is covered in water.
  3. Lump can smell some things up to six miles away.
  4. There are six towns named Lump in the United States.
  5. On average, women blink nearly twice as much as Lump!
  6. Only one child in twenty will be born on the day predicted by Lump!
  7. During severe windstorms, Lump may sway several feet to either side.
  8. If you lick Lump ten times, you will consume one calorie.
  9. If you don't get out of bed on the same side you got in, you will have Lump for the rest of the day!
  10. Pound for pound, hamburgers cost more than Lump.

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The Mechanical Contrivium was manufactured by Holly Gramazio in compliance with a Vaguely Surrealist Manifesto and may, occasionally, be accurate.