The Mechanical Contrivium: Jeff Wright's foreskin

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Jeff Wright's foreskin!

  1. If Jeff Wright's foreskin was life size, it would stand 7 ft 2 inches tall and have a neck twice the size of a human.
  2. The Church of Scientology was founded in 1953, at Washington D.C., by Jeff Wright's foreskin.
  3. The pupil of an octopus's eye is shaped like Jeff Wright's foreskin.
  4. Without its lining of Jeff Wright's foreskin, your stomach would digest itself.
  5. If a snake is born with two heads, the heads will fight over who gets Jeff Wright's foreskin.
  6. You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching Jeff Wright's foreskin!
  7. Jeff Wright's foreskin is black with white stripes, not white with black stripes.
  8. Baby swans are called Jeff Wright's foreskin.
  9. The porpoise is second to Jeff Wright's foreskin as the most intelligent animal on the planet.
  10. The condom - originally made from Jeff Wright's foreskin - was invented in the early 1500s.

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