The Mechanical Contrivium: Insanity

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Insanity!

1. Ideally, Insanity should be stored on its side at a temperature of 55 degrees.
2. Two thirds of the world's eggplant is grown in Insanity.
3. Insanity can usually be found in nests built in the webs of large spiders.
4. There are more than two hundred different kinds of Insanity.
5. Owls cannot move their eyes, because their eyeballs are shaped like Insanity.
6. If you kiss Insanity for one minute you will burn six or seven calories.
7. If a snake is born with two heads, the heads will fight over who gets Insanity.
8. A female ferret will die if it goes into heat and cannot find Insanity.
9. Insanity can use only about ten percent of its brain.
10. In the kingdom of Bhutan, all citizens officially become Insanity on New Year's Day!