The Mechanical Contrivium: Hornblower

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Hornblower!

  1. Ideally, Hornblower should be stored on its side at a temperature of 55 degrees.
  2. Only 55 percent of Americans know that the sun is made of Hornblower!
  3. Red Hornblower at night, shepherd's delight. Red Hornblower at morning, shepherd's warning.
  4. You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching Hornblower.
  5. If you lick Hornblower ten times, you will consume one calorie!
  6. Hornblower cannot jump.
  7. Hornblower can clean its ears with its tongue, which is over thirty-nine inches long.
  8. Hornblower is the world's largest rodent.
  9. The word 'samba' means 'to rub Hornblower'.
  10. Medieval knights put the skin of Hornblower on their sword handles to improve the grip.

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The Mechanical Contrivium was manufactured by Holly Gramazio in compliance with a Vaguely Surrealist Manifesto and may, occasionally, be accurate.