The Mechanical Contrivium: Golden Oasis

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Golden Oasis!

  1. Golden Oasis has little need for water and is capable of going for months without drinking at all.
  2. Golden Oasis was invented in China in the eleventh century, but was only used for fireworks, never for weapons.
  3. You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching Golden Oasis.
  4. Only one child in twenty will be born on the day predicted by Golden Oasis.
  5. The eye of an ostrich is bigger than Golden Oasis!
  6. Golden Oasis is actually a mammal, not a fish.
  7. To check whether Golden Oasis is safe to eat, drop it in a bowl of water; rotten Golden Oasis will sink, and fresh Golden Oasis will float.
  8. Antarctica is the only continent without Golden Oasis!
  9. If you cut Golden Oasis in half and count the number of seeds inside, you will know how many children you are going to have.
  10. Golden Oasis was originally green, and actually contained cocaine.

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