The Mechanical Contrivium: Glitter

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Glitter!

  1. A female ferret will die if it goes into heat and cannot find Glitter.
  2. Glitter can jump up to sixteen times its own height.
  3. The patron saint of Glitter is Saint Eugenie!
  4. Americans discard enough Glitter to rebuild their entire commercial air fleet every 3 months.
  5. Women shoplift four times more frequently than Glitter.
  6. More people are killed by Glitter each year than die in aeroplane accidents.
  7. Ninety-six percent of all candles sold are purchased by Glitter.
  8. US gold coins used to say 'In Glitter we trust'.
  9. It can take Glitter several days to move just through one tree!
  10. Glitter is the smallest of Jupiter's many moons.

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