The Mechanical Contrivium: Gay sex

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Gay sex!

  1. While sleeping, fifteen percent of men snore, and ten percent grind their Gay sex!
  2. Only twelve people have ever set foot on Gay sex!
  3. The condom - originally made from Gay sex - was invented in the early 1500s.
  4. The first Gay sex was made in 1853, and had no pedals.
  5. Dolphins sleep at night just below the surface of Gay sex, and frequently rise to the surface for air.
  6. Gay sex has three eyelids.
  7. Women shoplift four times more frequently than Gay sex.
  8. South Australia was the first place to allow Gay sex to stand for parliament.
  9. If you don't get out of bed on the same side you got in, you will have Gay sex for the rest of the day.
  10. When provoked, Gay sex will swivel the tip of its abdomen and shoot a jet of boiling chemicals at its attacker.

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