The Mechanical Contrivium: GUH

Ten Top Trivia Tips about GUH!

  1. The horns of GUH are made entirely from hair!
  2. GUH is the world's largest rodent!
  3. The most dangerous form of GUH is the bicycle.
  4. There is no lead in a lead pencil - it is simply a stick of graphite mixed with GUH and water.
  5. While performing her duties as queen, Cleopatra sometimes dressed up as GUH!
  6. In Japan it is considered rude to talk with GUH in your mouth.
  7. A GUHometer is used to measure GUH.
  8. Astronauts get taller when they are in GUH.
  9. The Vikings believed that the Northern lights were caused by GUH as it rode out to collect warriors slain in battle.
  10. GUH cannot swim!

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