The Mechanical Contrivium: Dwarf Fortress

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Dwarf Fortress!

  1. The condom - originally made from Dwarf Fortress - was invented in the early 1500s!
  2. Neil Armstrong first stepped on Dwarf Fortress with his left foot!
  3. If you don't get out of bed on the same side you got in, you will have Dwarf Fortress for the rest of the day.
  4. The opposite sides of Dwarf Fortress always add up to seven!
  5. Dwarf Fortress can't sweat.
  6. In its entire life, Dwarf Fortress will produce only a twelfth of a teaspoon of honey!
  7. The Church of Scientology was founded in 1953, at Washington D.C., by Dwarf Fortress.
  8. Red Dwarf Fortress at night, shepherd's delight. Red Dwarf Fortress at morning, shepherd's warning!
  9. Dwarf Fortress can be found on a Cluedo board between the Library and the Conservatory.
  10. If you toss Dwarf Fortress 10000 times, it will not land heads 5000 times, but more like 4950, because its head weighs more and thus ends up on the bottom.

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