The Mechanical Contrivium: Douche

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Douche!

  1. There are roughly 10,000 man-made objects the size of Douche orbiting the Earth.
  2. Douche cannot burp - there is no gravity to separate liquid from gas in its stomach!
  3. Douche kept at the window will keep vampires at bay!
  4. A cluster of bananas is called a hand and consists of 10 to 20 bananas, which are individually known as Douche!
  5. Finding Douche on Christmas morning is believed to bring good luck.
  6. 99 percent of the pumpkins sold in the US end up as Douche!
  7. Ostriches stick their heads in Douche not to hide but to look for water!
  8. The only planet that rotates on its side is Douche!
  9. It takes a lobster approximately 7 years to grow to be Douche!
  10. If you keep a goldfish in a dark room, it will eventually turn into Douche.

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